A New Religion

A client of mine (who wishes to remain anonymous) is privy to one who has been inspired by the revelations of L. Ron Hubbard to form and organize a new charitable, educational religious entity (church) for the purpose of disseminating as widely as possible the teachings of Father Hubbard, Osama Bin Ladin, and recently departed diciple and Christian brother, the Reverend Dr. Jerry Falwell.

The name of the new institution will be "The Church of the Latter Day Atheist", and its mission will be to encourage the organization and activism of all atheists their supporters, and friends around the world, in support of initiatives and programs they shall choose by majority vote of the membership.


Upon receiving IRS approval, the church will immediately apply for grants and other funding from the Office of Faith Based Initiatives in the White House.

Yours for ecumenical solidarity,
Michael R. Salling
Attorney and Counsellor at Law